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      <title><![CDATA[Update your bookmarks -- viral videos have moved! ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;We're very excited that the viral-video portion of this blog has relocated to the official STLtoday blogging platform. Here's where you can find it: &lt;A href=&quot;http://stltoday.com/viralvideos&quot; target=_blank&gt;STLtoday.com/viralvideos&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Bookmark it! &lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:16:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • A moment of silence for an Emmy tribute ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;The death montage is always an Emmy crowd pleaser. Well, as death montages go. &lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;Until this very moment, I had completely forgotten about &quot;Back to You.&quot; Didn't critics used to love that show? &lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:39:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • Josh Groban as TV-theme jukebox ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;If you missed it -- and you've probably already watched it online by now -- here's Josh Groban's TV theme medley from Sunday's Emmys. &lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;It's a little goofy, but it was one of the funnier Emmy moments. What a versatile voice Groban has!&lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:29:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • Font conference!  ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I first saw this video in July, but I stumbled upon it sgain a few days ago. It's still hilarious -- but possibly only because I am a huge typography nerd. &lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:16:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • What's new from Disney's child-star lab? ]]></title>
      <description>Poor Zac Efron!
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:16:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • In case you needed another warning about Wikipedia ]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:54:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • Lonely lady befriends, dances with mannequin ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Continuing my theme of creepy TV shows from my childhood, let's take a look at the opening titles from a show&amp;nbsp;I was glued to in the late '80s: &quot;Today's Special.&quot;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The opening was the same every time, and it sets up the premise of the show: A department store closes for the night, and the overnight employees party down with a mannequin who comes to life when made to wear an awful hat. All sorts of hilarity and hijinks ensue, and there usually is some sort of valuable, wholesome lesson to be learned.&lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;My concerns as I watched this show: &lt;/P&gt;
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    &lt;LI&gt;How on earth do Jodie (&quot;display designer&quot;) and Sam (&quot;security guard&quot;) manage to get anything accomplished when they're fiddling around and having fun all night long?&lt;/LI&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • Ninja cat! ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Cats are dangerously close to being overexposed. But until they are, watch as this one stealthily moves toward the camera without actually walking. NINJA CAT!&lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:41:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[VIRAL VIDEO • Kids' shows are creepy ]]></title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;It's amazing I ended up as normal as I did, considering the stuff on TV I was plopped in front of as a child. &lt;/P&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:11:24 GMT</pubDate>
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